Who is the Naked Kitchen, you ask?
The Naked Kitchen (also commonly referred to as the Naked Chicken, Nekkid Kitchen/Chicken) is comprised of Carl & Knox, two whities from Michigan. We run this thing with the spirit of lulz, interviewing famous and/or cool people for the enjoyment and well-being of humanity... but mostly for the lulz. After our best friend Cody became an hero in mid-February (2008), we launched the Naked Kitchen in homage to our.. (antonym for idol) John Kennelly. Mr. Kennelly (or Naked John) was a "creepy creep" who was busted by Chris Hansen and the gang on NBC's wondershow, "To Catch a Predator" for trying to have buttsecks with a minor. He had a seat and explained how he was sorry for his actions. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bB-9QnGNvxg)
Anywho, just thank Chris Hansen for the Naked Kitchen, for he is the reason for it. Don't ask why. Here in the Kitchen we have many mascots that play an important role in the whole saga. Sammy D, our salvia chongin' mate from the UK, Sir Teeth a Lot & LiL Smokeboy, the 5th grade ballaz and singletxguyforfun (it's a question!) are the official mascots of the Naked Kitchen. |
